Jilli in Natter:
There is never a fear of running out of glue gun sticks at the House of Reason. Or glitter or black feathers for that matter, but those just don't say "robotic Army of the Undead" somehow.
Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 5:06:32 pm PST #1161 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 5:15:41 pm PST #1162 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
John H. explaining the wonders of technology:
Plus the extension on some servers is different to others, like .php or .php3.
Not ever ".pho" though, which I just typed. That's the extension for Vietnamese Noodle Soup.
scrappy - Dec 05, 2002 7:58:50 pm PST #1163 of 10000
Nobody
DX, in Natter--
One of the items in my gold box today was:
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
and my first thought was this was what the BOC uses on those lonely nights when Spike isn't around.
DavidS - Dec 05, 2002 8:57:44 pm PST #1164 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
Heh. I actually got to use this on the job when I did construction work. Well, it wasn't 7' - it was more like 4 or 5.
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 9:34:54 pm PST #1165 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Pmoon in Bitches, on the wonders of Internet shopping:
And, okay, my Amazon search for "kinky sex" turned up this:
See "kinky sex" on Page 14 of Boltz Steel Furniture-Steel Style - 2002 mail- order catalog -- Steel Furniture
[There wasn't any, btw.]
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 9:41:21 pm PST #1166 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Thessaly in Natter:
Yoga is a Goodness ™ Now, instead of wanting to torture insurance agents to a slow, bleeding demise, I want to kill them quickly for the Good of Mankind.
Namaste, motherfucker. :)
Aims - Dec 05, 2002 9:56:43 pm PST #1167 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Discussions of music in Natter:
Betsy:"There are precisely eleven of those songs for which I can call up a snatch of the tune."
Hec: "Did you count "Pussy Control"?
DavidS - Dec 05, 2002 10:03:31 pm PST #1168 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Heh. Snatch. Pussy. Heh.
victor infante - Dec 05, 2002 10:07:40 pm PST #1169 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
BHP: You know that "dance like nobody's watching" thing? I can't do it.
Holli: I can! Of course, then everyone starts trying to keep me from swallowing my tongue. I have fun anyway.
Theodosia - Dec 06, 2002 5:17:04 am PST #1170 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Burrell:
I am suddenly the Queen of Queasy. What is that about? And, more importantly, when will my reign end?