DX, in Natter--
One of the items in my gold box today was:
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
and my first thought was this was what the BOC uses on those lonely nights when Spike isn't around.
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DX, in Natter--
One of the items in my gold box today was:
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
and my first thought was this was what the BOC uses on those lonely nights when Spike isn't around.
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
Heh. I actually got to use this on the job when I did construction work. Well, it wasn't 7' - it was more like 4 or 5.
Pmoon in Bitches, on the wonders of Internet shopping:
And, okay, my Amazon search for "kinky sex" turned up this:
See "kinky sex" on Page 14 of Boltz Steel Furniture-Steel Style - 2002 mail- order catalog -- Steel Furniture
[There wasn't any, btw.]
Thessaly in Natter:
Yoga is a Goodness ™ Now, instead of wanting to torture insurance agents to a slow, bleeding demise, I want to kill them quickly for the Good of Mankind.
Namaste, motherfucker. :)
Discussions of music in Natter:
Betsy:"There are precisely eleven of those songs for which I can call up a snatch of the tune."
Hec: "Did you count "Pussy Control"?
Heh. Snatch. Pussy. Heh.
BHP: You know that "dance like nobody's watching" thing? I can't do it.
Holli: I can! Of course, then everyone starts trying to keep me from swallowing my tongue. I have fun anyway.
Burrell:
I am suddenly the Queen of Queasy. What is that about? And, more importantly, when will my reign end?
Rebecca Lizard, on the shitty treatment Firefly has received:
I love Joss.
I also have the urge to go throttle Fox executives. If I kill them, I can take their place, right? Or is that just for Sith lords?
Steph L:
I think I'm going to bed before my membership card in the White Trash Society is validated.