Emily, in Natter:
I've got an uncle lives in Texas...
But that's more of a country song than a hitman recommendation.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jessica - Dec 05, 2002 12:28:32 pm PST #1154 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Trudy Booth - Dec 05, 2002 12:28:36 pm PST #1155 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cashmere:
The reason I like Winter better than Summer: When it's cold, you can always put on more clothes, wrap up in a cozy quilt, throw another log on the fire. In the Summer, when it's hot and humid as hell, you can only get so naked.
Trudy Booth - Dec 05, 2002 12:37:59 pm PST #1156 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
JessPMoon:
Hazelnuts are yucky. All you hazelnut-loving freaks are wrong wrong wrong, wronger than a Parker/Riley sandwich with hazelnuts in it.
bon bon - Dec 05, 2002 12:57:21 pm PST #1157 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Miracleman in natter:
I just keep wanting them to go further and further until it ends up with "Who Wants To Marry A Real Live Messiah?" and then they "pull the rug from under" the lucky finalist by having the "Messiah" punch them in the mouth repeatedly with brass knuckles. Yuks galore!! A sure-fire ratings winner! Fun for the whole family!
Kat - Dec 05, 2002 1:47:57 pm PST #1158 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
In natter:
lori:
"Donuts of the Carribbean"
I could watch that all day.
Aimée
It breaks my heart when they throw out the disfigured Krispy Kremes. Not like they're all gross. They are just like regular donuts, just a little special.
Atropa - Dec 05, 2002 4:00:54 pm PST #1159 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, and Clovis says: "zombies fine, but must be on leashes! and housetrained! shambling army of the undead part of the plan."
And then MM replies:
Clovis, you may want to re-think that. When I had my Army of the Undead, the biggest bitch of it was cleaning up all the damn parts that fell off.
And the arguments. "That's my spleen give it back." "Oh? It has your name on it? I don't see a name on it!" "Brrrraaaaaainnnnnssss".
Really not worth the hassle.
I've built a robotic Army of the Undead. Really it's just a refurbished Robotic Army, but I did some stuff with paint and liquid latex to make them look undead. Just as effective and less stinky.
John H - Dec 05, 2002 4:53:30 pm PST #1160 of 10000
Miracleman:
Oh, yeah. Honey, that reminds me; when are you going by Michael's again? Oh, and I gotta stop at Radio Shack.
See, I got this idea for one of those under-earth machines, the ones with the giant drill on the front, and I wanna make it look like a giant mole.
Sort of a surprise Xmas present for the Mole King and his Underworld Kingdom.
Aimée
NO.
Miracleman:
It's not for us. I'm not gonna keep it. It's for the Mole King. You remember him, he brought that nice casserole to St. Patrick's day a few years ago?
Aimée
NO.
Miracleman:
But honey...he gave me that plutonium last year for the Death Ray. Not his fault that it backfired and burned the carpet. I feel we owe him a tunneling machine.
Aimée
Then give him the dog.
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 5:06:32 pm PST #1161 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Jilli in Natter:
There is never a fear of running out of glue gun sticks at the House of Reason. Or glitter or black feathers for that matter, but those just don't say "robotic Army of the Undead" somehow.
Betsy HP - Dec 05, 2002 5:15:41 pm PST #1162 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
John H. explaining the wonders of technology:
Plus the extension on some servers is different to others, like .php or .php3.
Not ever ".pho" though, which I just typed. That's the extension for Vietnamese Noodle Soup.
scrappy - Dec 05, 2002 7:58:50 pm PST #1163 of 10000
Nobody
DX, in Natter--
One of the items in my gold box today was:
7' Concrete Vibrator with 1-1/16" Head
and my first thought was this was what the BOC uses on those lonely nights when Spike isn't around.