John H in Natter
Which reminds me that there was a cricketer called Yasser Arafat playing in some match yesterday and they kept reading out the scores "And Yasser Arafat is fifty not out..." and I kept thinking, "What is this, some celebrity cricket match...? Surely..."
But you know, that's what I thought when everyone was talking about the rumour that Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie got married in the Dominican Republic and I was all "Like I'm going to believe that!".
After that, I just went with the flow: Clinton gets blowjob in the oval office -- cool! Courtney killed Kurt -- fascinating! Matt Damon dumps Minnie Driver on the Oprah show -- why not! Winona arrested for shoplifting -- fine by me!
I resolved no longer to be amazed by celebrity weirdness any more than I'd be amazed by rollerskating chimps.
Condy Rice gets a blowjob in the oval office from Shimon Perez? Michael Jackson marries Matthew Perry? Jim Carrey arrested for the murder of Shaquille O'Neal in Tiger Woods love triangle? Steve Jobs arrested for stealing over-the-counter meds from Barbra Streisand at Heath Ledger and Kathy Lee Gifford's engagement party, at which Jon-Benet Ramsey makes surprise appearance? Bring it on, baby, bring it the fuck on...
Where was I?
Oh yeah. Turns out to be some other guy with the same name.