Hill R in Bitches:
This thing on VH-1 just referred to Tiffany and Debbie Gibson as "riding the sticky wave to success." In the few seconds before I figured out what they actually meant, I had an extreme "eww" reaction.
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy HP - Nov 24, 2002 5:38:45 pm PST #1025 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
DXMachina - Nov 24, 2002 6:35:32 pm PST #1026 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jess PMoon, in Bitches -
I checked my computer for offensive content once, just for fun.
Among other things, it found every single cached page from this thread.
Theodosia - Nov 25, 2002 4:55:36 am PST #1027 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard:
I'm a freak.
But I'm hoping someone will think I'm a CUTE freak, and carry me home and feed me dinner.
Theodosia - Nov 25, 2002 11:17:47 am PST #1028 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Elena on the relative length of porn vs. romance novels:
Yeah, but all of the throbbing manhoods take up more space.
DXMachina - Nov 25, 2002 11:43:43 am PST #1029 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DavidS, in Natter -
Awww, Nilly, everybody thinks you're sweet. I think this is a universal Buffista constant up there with the desire to lock Fay in a cage in your bedroom and never ever let her out because she belongs to you and you alone. Of course, first she'd be very polite, and say charming things like "Do be a pet and release me." Then she'd be incredibly amusing as she moved into high-octane profanity because she'd be specific and articulate and yet very British about it. Then, inevitably, she'd create a blow gun out of a boba straw and a pencil nub and pierce your eardrum causing you to writhe around the floor in agony while she laughed like a drain.
putting Miracleman's brain back where it belongs...
Kat - Nov 25, 2002 11:52:10 am PST #1030 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Rio in Natter:
Cohabitation = booty on tap.
Cindy - Nov 25, 2002 11:56:21 am PST #1031 of 10000
Nobody
From Buffy 1 - no spoilers (from a non-new episode convo about siring and such)
Madrigal...
Hmm. Maybe the reason that we haven't seen very many sires by the Goresome Foursome is that the bloodlines do dilute with each step. So among the hoity-toity undead, it's unseemly to sire more than a few people in order to keep the bloodline strong.
then Vortex...
yeah, Darla talked about this on Angel when she was trying to get revamped.
Madrigal again,
So when she tried to get the Shempire to sire her, she must have been insanely desperate. Maybe W&H hired Dru just to make sure that Darla didn't end up a member of the Order of Dwayne or the like.
then finally - Steph L.
Man, with my luck, I would SO end up in the Order of Dwayne.
edited to correct context
Thanks, Jess!
Jess M. - Nov 25, 2002 1:05:11 pm PST #1032 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
Cindy, that was in Buffy
Jesse - Nov 25, 2002 2:26:42 pm PST #1033 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tom Scola's tagline, which just made me laugh and laugh:
"I" "am" "not" "ironic"
Anne W. - Nov 25, 2002 3:09:42 pm PST #1034 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
FayJay, in Bitches
Hi there, good people! I'm FayJay! You may recall me from previous posts, such as "pornpornpornknobspornpornvampirespornpornknobsporn", "Whoops, there go my knickers" and "But I just want to be Canadian", but the exigencies of Real Life and my inability to keep up with the whistlestop pace of this thread have made me an unfamiliar virtual face here Chez Bitchez. Um. But, as I was saying, Good evening one and all.