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Cindy - Nov 25, 2002 11:56:21 am PST #1031 of 10000

Nobody

From Buffy 1 - no spoilers (from a non-new episode convo about siring and such)

Madrigal...

Hmm. Maybe the reason that we haven't seen very many sires by the Goresome Foursome is that the bloodlines do dilute with each step. So among the hoity-toity undead, it's unseemly to sire more than a few people in order to keep the bloodline strong.

then Vortex...

yeah, Darla talked about this on Angel when she was trying to get revamped.

Madrigal again,

So when she tried to get the Shempire to sire her, she must have been insanely desperate. Maybe W&H hired Dru just to make sure that Darla didn't end up a member of the Order of Dwayne or the like.

then finally - Steph L.

Man, with my luck, I would SO end up in the Order of Dwayne.

edited to correct context

Thanks, Jess!

Jess M. - Nov 25, 2002 1:05:11 pm PST #1032 of 10000

Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Cindy, that was in Buffy

Jesse - Nov 25, 2002 2:26:42 pm PST #1033 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Tom Scola's tagline, which just made me laugh and laugh:

"I" "am" "not" "ironic"

Anne W. - Nov 25, 2002 3:09:42 pm PST #1034 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

FayJay, in Bitches

Hi there, good people! I'm FayJay! You may recall me from previous posts, such as "pornpornpornknobspornpornvampirespornpornknobsporn", "Whoops, there go my knickers" and "But I just want to be Canadian", but the exigencies of Real Life and my inability to keep up with the whistlestop pace of this thread have made me an unfamiliar virtual face here Chez Bitchez. Um. But, as I was saying, Good evening one and all.

DavidS - Nov 25, 2002 3:22:42 pm PST #1035 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Rio in Natter:

Hey! She's quoting me. I think I deserve a footnote.

Ellen S. - Nov 25, 2002 3:46:12 pm PST #1036 of 10000

there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

Emily - Emily's Helpful Notes for Writers, #583:
Lathe? Lave? Two different words. You cannot "lathe" someone's skin. It's a noun. And even if you could? They would not have sex with you afterward.

Betsy Hanes Perry - And laving somebody's skin has inappropriate church resonances anyway, at least for those of us in Catholic-derived churches. I mean, I keep expecting there to be silver laver, and a heck of a lot of linen to launder.

Ms. Havisham - Well, you could lathe them down to an amusingly-shaped toy...

Madrigal Costello - Oh, see I was trying to think of what body part one could use for the lathing. I mean, there's one obvious one, but the spinning would tricky unless they were on a merry-go-round or sturdy lazy-susan.

Betsy Hanes Perry - I mean, I hear "his tongue laved her breast" and it's like hearing "her fear transubstantiated into desire".

Theodosia - Nov 25, 2002 4:09:41 pm PST #1037 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

FayJay, on the appeal of Stargate:

Teal'c is mine, I tell you, all mine. He just needs a nice English girl with a burning passion for apostrophes, a fascination with Ancient Egypt and a hardon for strapping, earnest & honourable chaps with broad shoulders and permanent sparkly eyeshadow.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 25, 2002 4:18:29 pm PST #1038 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Jen:

There really needs to be a musical genre called "apocalypso". Beautiful, lilting rhythms describing the end times--who wouldn't be hooked?

(PS. "Apocalypsi" is so wrong)

Emily - Nov 25, 2002 4:18:51 pm PST #1039 of 10000

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

in Due South, somewhat in reference to Stargate:

SA: Now I have to become a large, buff black man who wears eyeshadow.

FayJay: Yes. Because then I would never ever stop licking you. Ever.

Cindy - Nov 25, 2002 5:35:51 pm PST #1040 of 10000

Nobody

erikaj in ...Beep Me

Good News For Beep Me: I've got a very good shot at getting published in a national magazine! Further details in "Great Write Way", this is just the attention-seeking behavior therapists used to warn me about. And you will not get rid of me over Turkey day, cause you guys are my most favorite homicide preventative.I mean, since we took the attorney off speed-dial.

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Oh, as usual a t /i closes an t b - in a way that is not.

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