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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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§ ita § - Dec 12, 2002 10:04:06 am PST #832 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What. For?!

Krav. Leave me alone.

It's important. I want ninja handwraps.


bon bon - Dec 12, 2002 10:05:28 am PST #833 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

No, I don't think so, I'm laying down the law as your future sugar momma. All velcro will be sound only.


§ ita § - Dec 12, 2002 10:06:59 am PST #834 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You need to keep the law out of your private life. There are so many uncivil civilian applications that would be just plain fun.

Stealth bondage!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 12, 2002 10:13:39 am PST #835 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Stealth bondage!

I want this!


bon bon - Dec 12, 2002 10:20:11 am PST #836 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, my dear, I think you misunderstand the point of bondage.

Now, stealth kidnapping, that I may be able to get behind. Theoretically.


billytea - Dec 12, 2002 10:26:45 am PST #837 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Not sure if this could come in handy, but I also found a reference to stainless steel velcro.


evil jimi - Dec 12, 2002 11:04:14 am PST #838 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Just going back to the Wombles for a moment: was the video of the original 1970's Wombles, or the new 1990's Wombles? The new version lacks that certain something that made the original version cool.


§ ita § - Dec 12, 2002 11:05:10 am PST #839 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think you misunderstand the point of bondage.

No, not really. I figure, hypothetically, that one might want to be restrained in public, without concerning said publc.

Stainless steel could also be an asset.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2002 11:48:13 am PST #840 of 9843
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ust going back to the Wombles for a moment: was the video of the original 1970's Wombles, or the new 1990's Wombles?

70s Wombles.

edit: No wait. This might be 90s Wombles. It's animated puppettoon stuff. I thought the Wombles were guys in Womble suits.


bon bon - Dec 12, 2002 11:53:32 am PST #841 of 9843
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

No, not really. I figure, hypothetically, that one might want to be restrained in public, without concerning said publc.

Look, if I have to restrain you, you are going to be embarrassed by all the noise it would take to get out. IJS.