billytea just made me laugh!
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American
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Clearly there is no way for me to predict what will happen.
None. In any case, you have far more important jobs to do than worrying about your weight.
(Sorry about the post-weaning bitterness. )
Hey, why don't they make pasties for testacles?
I am staring and staring at this sentence and waiting for it to resolve itself into logic, but to no avail.
I take it that you don't actually mean these ? Because I can't see your average testicle (not to imply that any Buffista menfolk have anything less than magnificent testicles, of course) would have any great need for a pastie.
t puzzled.
It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience discernable motion in the testicle area when seeking a date isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.
Damn. Well that explains a few things.
I take it that you don't actually mean these ? Because I can't see your average testicle (not to imply that any Buffista menfolk have anything less than magnificent testicles, of course) would have any great need for a pastie.
And if they do, I fervently hope I never hear them communicate their wishes.
Okay, now Fay has me laughing, too.
I think this is one of those "two countries separated by the same language" moments. Pasties (different pronounciation) are also the little sparkly tassles that strippers wear to such advantage on their nipples.
No, no, those are pasties made from testicles. Have a little priest.
"Pasties" in American are the things strippers paste over the nipples so as not to offend local decency codes. Leather. Tassels.. Diva Dots.
And if they do, I fervently hope I never hear them communicate their wishes.
Really, oscilating bollocks would be off-putting enough; chatty oscilating bollocks would have me dashing for the Tabloids. And of all the conversational gambits they could come up with - one's meat and two veg craving a pastry-based snackfood...it's just not right. No.
Pasties in US usage are sticky (usually round) pieces of fabric that are stuck over the nipples. (See (pretty-much work friendly) picture here.) (That was the first work-friendlyish picture I could think of, and I wasn't sure I was describing them well at all.)
"Meat and two veg"? Now *there's* a euphemism I'd never heard before. Goodness.