I have seen the slide. Er, not on you, ita, but on others. But it's not THAT big a deal. I mean, you know they're still there, and all...
I think the Physics of Buffista Boobs would be very interesting. Way more interesting than the Physics of Star Trek.
I have no advice on showing off non-perky breasts, though.
you know they're still there
Which is a concern.
"Fuck. I know I had them on me when I left the house!"
I think having one's arms above one's head is supposed to work - so one could just have their hands tied to the headboard when supine.
Pregnancy is like sprinkling Miracle Gro on one's breasts.
And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them.
...so one could just have their hands tied to the headboard when supine.
Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.
In opposite directions, I trust.
Hey, why don't they make pasties for testacles?
Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.
It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience, when seeking a date, discernable motion in the testicle area isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.
In opposite directions, I trust.
No, no, no. Above the equator, counter-clockwise, below the equator, clockwise. And I think we should have people both north and south for confirmation.
And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them.
So I've heard. Given that I spent most of my post-adolescent life an A-cup, I'm not so worried about being flat-chested again.
I've seen pregnancy affect women every which way. Some gain weight and never lose it. Some drop tons of weight post baby. Clearly there is no way for me to predict what will happen.