Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:44:25 am PDT #5965 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them.


evil jimi - Jul 29, 2003 11:45:46 am PDT #5966 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

...so one could just have their hands tied to the headboard when supine.

Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:46:43 am PDT #5967 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

In opposite directions, I trust.

Hey, why don't they make pasties for testacles?


billytea - Jul 29, 2003 11:48:35 am PDT #5968 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.

It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience, when seeking a date, discernable motion in the testicle area isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.


Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:49:03 am PDT #5969 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

In opposite directions, I trust.

No, no, no. Above the equator, counter-clockwise, below the equator, clockwise. And I think we should have people both north and south for confirmation.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:50:30 am PDT #5970 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them.

So I've heard. Given that I spent most of my post-adolescent life an A-cup, I'm not so worried about being flat-chested again.

I've seen pregnancy affect women every which way. Some gain weight and never lose it. Some drop tons of weight post baby. Clearly there is no way for me to predict what will happen.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:51:37 am PDT #5971 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

billytea just made me laugh!


Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:52:49 am PDT #5972 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Clearly there is no way for me to predict what will happen.

None. In any case, you have far more important jobs to do than worrying about your weight.

(Sorry about the post-weaning bitterness. )


Fay - Jul 29, 2003 11:54:26 am PDT #5973 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hey, why don't they make pasties for testacles?

I am staring and staring at this sentence and waiting for it to resolve itself into logic, but to no avail.

I take it that you don't actually mean these ? Because I can't see your average testicle (not to imply that any Buffista menfolk have anything less than magnificent testicles, of course) would have any great need for a pastie.

t puzzled.


evil jimi - Jul 29, 2003 11:54:59 am PDT #5974 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience discernable motion in the testicle area when seeking a date isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.

Damn. Well that explains a few things.