My boobs do not slide. They do flatten when lying down, but without much discernable shifting to the side.
Burrell's boobs are my boobs. Well, except I'm not pregnant....
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
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Sophia Brooks - Jul 29, 2003 11:36:10 am PDT #5960 of 9843
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
meara - Jul 29, 2003 11:37:18 am PDT #5961 of 9843
I have seen the slide. Er, not on you, ita, but on others. But it's not THAT big a deal. I mean, you know they're still there, and all...
I think the Physics of Buffista Boobs would be very interesting. Way more interesting than the Physics of Star Trek.
I have no advice on showing off non-perky breasts, though.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2003 11:38:36 am PDT #5962 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
you know they're still there
Which is a concern.
"Fuck. I know I had them on me when I left the house!"
Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:40:03 am PDT #5963 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.
I think having one's arms above one's head is supposed to work - so one could just have their hands tied to the headboard when supine.
Burrell - Jul 29, 2003 11:42:05 am PDT #5964 of 9843
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Pregnancy is like sprinkling Miracle Gro on one's breasts.
Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:44:25 am PDT #5965 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
And weaning is like sprinkling Instant Mummy on them.
evil jimi - Jul 29, 2003 11:45:46 am PDT #5966 of 9843
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
...so one could just have their hands tied to the headboard when supine.
Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.
Betsy HP - Jul 29, 2003 11:46:43 am PDT #5967 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
In opposite directions, I trust.
Hey, why don't they make pasties for testacles?
billytea - Jul 29, 2003 11:48:35 am PDT #5968 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ooooooookay. I don't know about my boobs but my testicles are revolving.
It's inexplicable I know, but in my experience, when seeking a date, discernable motion in the testicle area isn't such a drawcard as you'd think.
Madrigal Costello - Jul 29, 2003 11:49:03 am PDT #5969 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.
In opposite directions, I trust.
No, no, no. Above the equator, counter-clockwise, below the equator, clockwise. And I think we should have people both north and south for confirmation.