Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

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Kassto - Jul 28, 2003 1:00:26 pm PDT #5892 of 9843
`He combed his hair, Put on a shirt that his mother made, And he went on the air...'

Will it be one of those lovely retro toasters that look like a 1950s jukebox?


Angus G - Jul 28, 2003 6:59:31 pm PDT #5893 of 9843
Roguish Laird

Toasters are the reward for converting someone to homosexuality, aren't they? We can't just go giving them out willy-nilly. There should be another reward for Buffy conversion.


Trudy Booth - Jul 28, 2003 7:02:10 pm PDT #5894 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I thought it was a toaster OVEN for a fresh minted fag...


Kassto - Jul 28, 2003 8:35:16 pm PDT #5895 of 9843
`He combed his hair, Put on a shirt that his mother made, And he went on the air...'

Hey, I didn't know these rules. I'm going to have to be very careful who I convert to what from now on.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 28, 2003 11:05:53 pm PDT #5896 of 9843
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

There should be another reward for Buffy conversion.

Hand carved stake. IJS.


Noumenon - Jul 28, 2003 11:30:22 pm PDT #5897 of 9843
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

Convert one person, you have a stake paperweight. Convert four, you can stake your tomato patch. Convert twenty, you can build a little fence and keep away the flocks of newbies making a pilgrimage to your Tivo.


Typo Boy - Jul 28, 2003 11:39:28 pm PDT #5898 of 9843
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

white fonted mild spoiler for those who have not seen the Buffy finale;

I think the reward for converting one person to buffydom should be cookie dough.


Kassto - Jul 29, 2003 12:41:06 am PDT #5899 of 9843
`He combed his hair, Put on a shirt that his mother made, And he went on the air...'

Please tell me what a Tivo is -- I've heard many Americans mention it, and even Clem talks about it in one S7 episode. Is it a special kind of telly?


Emlah - Jul 29, 2003 12:43:54 am PDT #5900 of 9843
To every idea a shelf...

SLUT!!!!!

t /random number love


Jim - Jul 29, 2003 12:56:37 am PDT #5901 of 9843
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Please tell me what a Tivo is -- I've heard many Americans mention it, and even Clem talks about it in one S7 episode. Is it a special kind of telly?

It's a hard disc video recorder - it allows you to search online TV listings and select to record, say, everything where cast=SMG, and it records it. Plus you can pause live TV, skip ad breaks (to the horror of the networks).