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All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Fay - Feb 05, 2003 3:38:46 pm PST #1791 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, if you don't talk about sex, you don't know what's customary.

Okay, I can see the logic in that. My eyes are still on stalks, but I do see the logic.


billytea - Feb 05, 2003 3:39:56 pm PST #1792 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, if you don't talk about sex, you don't know what's customary.

Y'know, if your sex partners are all of the four-legged variety, I'm not entirely sure talking would help here anyway.


Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 3:39:59 pm PST #1793 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

I remember reading in college about this appalling study done on, I think, the Orkneys, where it became clear that female orgasm was damned near unknown, as was anything but male-superior sex. (The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)


Fay - Feb 05, 2003 3:46:56 pm PST #1794 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)

....a whole month? Holy cow, you Americans really do take foreplay seriously. Props to you.

t /abruptly aware of inadequacies of British menfolk.


Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 4:04:07 pm PST #1795 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.


billytea - Feb 05, 2003 4:24:22 pm PST #1796 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.

Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.


UTTAD - Feb 05, 2003 4:24:27 pm PST #1797 of 9843
Strawberry disappointment.

FayJay: Thank you. it's the very first time I've been accused of eloquence.

BetsyHanesPerry: I believe it's just known as Orkney. I think the locals get upset at it being referred to as "the Orkneys".


Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 4:42:41 pm PST #1798 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

But why pays attention to the opinions of guys who ignore nipples?


Zoe Finch - Feb 05, 2003 4:59:43 pm PST #1799 of 9843
Gradh tu fhein

Yes, the Gordons fought on both sides, so I have to be all sort of ambivalent about the Jacobite Rebellion.

Angus G are you a Gordon? Yay! one of the best. Pleased to meet you. The Gordons are my mother's clan.


Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2003 5:03:46 pm PST #1800 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.

I could cope (I have pretty big breasts).