(The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)
....a whole
month?
Holy cow, you Americans really do take foreplay seriously. Props to you.
t /abruptly aware of inadequacies of British menfolk.
Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.
Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.
Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.
FayJay: Thank you. it's the very first time I've been accused of eloquence.
BetsyHanesPerry: I believe it's just known as Orkney. I think the locals get upset at it being referred to as "the Orkneys".
But why pays attention to the opinions of guys who ignore nipples?
Yes, the Gordons fought on both sides, so I have to be all sort of ambivalent about the Jacobite Rebellion.
Angus G are you a Gordon? Yay! one of the best. Pleased to meet you. The Gordons are my mother's clan.
Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.
I could cope (I have pretty big breasts).
you missed a comma Trudy. Should be "pretty, big breasts."
IIRC, old laws against animal, um, affection, had to do with fear of such relationships creating monsters.
"My friend majored in animal husbandry... until somebody caught him at it." - Tom Lehrer
BHP: Well I never claimed they weren't weird.