I remember reading in college about this appalling study done on, I think, the Orkneys, where it became clear that female orgasm was damned near unknown, as was anything but male-superior sex. (The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
Mal ,'Serenity'
All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American
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Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 3:39:59 pm PST #1793 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Fay - Feb 05, 2003 3:46:56 pm PST #1794 of 9843
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
(The number of wives who'd ever had a husband put a month on their breast, for instance, was shockingly low.)
....a whole month? Holy cow, you Americans really do take foreplay seriously. Props to you.
t /abruptly aware of inadequacies of British menfolk.
Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 4:04:07 pm PST #1795 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.
billytea - Feb 05, 2003 4:24:22 pm PST #1796 of 9843
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Okay, a mouth. But I like your answer better.
Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.
UTTAD - Feb 05, 2003 4:24:27 pm PST #1797 of 9843
Strawberry disappointment.
FayJay: Thank you. it's the very first time I've been accused of eloquence.
BetsyHanesPerry: I believe it's just known as Orkney. I think the locals get upset at it being referred to as "the Orkneys".
Betsy HP - Feb 05, 2003 4:42:41 pm PST #1798 of 9843
If I only had a brain...
But why pays attention to the opinions of guys who ignore nipples?
Zoe Finch - Feb 05, 2003 4:59:43 pm PST #1799 of 9843
Gradh tu fhein
Yes, the Gordons fought on both sides, so I have to be all sort of ambivalent about the Jacobite Rebellion.
Angus G are you a Gordon? Yay! one of the best. Pleased to meet you. The Gordons are my mother's clan.
Trudy Booth - Feb 05, 2003 5:03:46 pm PST #1800 of 9843
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Seriously, after the first week or so I think you'd be finding it a bit uncomfortable.
I could cope (I have pretty big breasts).
Daisy Jane - Feb 05, 2003 5:06:59 pm PST #1801 of 9843
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
you missed a comma Trudy. Should be "pretty, big breasts."
DXMachina - Feb 05, 2003 6:32:55 pm PST #1802 of 9843
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
IIRC, old laws against animal, um, affection, had to do with fear of such relationships creating monsters.
"My friend majored in animal husbandry... until somebody caught him at it." - Tom Lehrer