Thanks. And you know the scene, right? HERO comes home from a hard day to find his WIFE has started dinner, you know, to ease his load. Actually, I gave up Blue when they made Sylvia chop his broccoli, too. Variation: What are you still doing up? It's 3am. Sigh. (Not that broccoli or insomnia don't happen, but you know the scenes I mean...right?)
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
you know the scenes I mean...right?
"Hi, darling. Glad you're safe home. Like my new teddy? (twirls) I think it's the perfect thing with which to seduce my many-layered and densely written husband-character, before heading back to my own job as a Second Assistant Public Defender and/or ER doctor, specialising in pediatrics. But wait, let me dish you up some dinner first - what are you - ooooh, fade to commercial!"
They really ought to provide air sickness bags for those.
"Yeah. I love that you're deep dear. We have hardwood floors. Won't somebody think of the children?"See everybody but SS that Kevin Costner ever acted with, ever. Why I mostly hate Domestic K/M. She gives him too many backrubs...without getting one back.
Part of Kay is saying "Don't make it too easy for him to go off with another girl." Another part is saying "Oh, yes,Anything!" and it looks like that part is gonna win. But she can't let it show. He will enjoy it too much and start acting like a total bahstard. And she can't do it to Joyce.
Sometimes doing the right thing sucks. No wonder Timmy is always so damn miserable.
She proffers the cuffs. "Guard these with your...no, that's not enough...with my life. Cause if I lose 'em, it's my ass."
He grins. "Well, maybe you won't get them back, ever."
She sighs. "Stop it. I'll be back to collect the cuffs at five. Little hand on the five, big hand on the twelve. Be finished and dressed...there are limits to my friendship, huh?"
"What are you going to do if I don't? Lock me up? You'd bloody well love that!"
"Don't tempt me. You want 'em, or not?" You have no idea.
"Yeah, sure."
"That's plenty of time. Pace yourself," And she hands city property to the hot delinquent.
But she can't let it show. He will enjoy it too much and start acting like a total bahstard. And she can't do it to Joyce.
(thud)
"Don't tempt me. You want 'em, or not?" You have no idea.
Suggestion here: move the "You have no idea" to the middle. I think it would read just right as:
"Don't tempt me." You have no idea. "You want 'em, or not?"
For those who care, the first half of Ethan and Giles in the Far East hunting the Chinese Slayer is up
connie! and shrift! bookmarked! can't get to livejournal here. Argh. Must wait till Saturday. Don't wanna!
Poor Kay. She never gets to play.
t loves shrift
t loves erika
I do believe erika should get Kay into bed with Ripper and maybe even Joyce...