I appear to be writing Spander.

Oh, as usual, dear.

connie! and shrift! bookmarked! can't get to livejournal here. Argh. Must wait till Saturday. Don't wanna!

Poor Kay. She never gets to play.

t loves shrift

t loves erika

I do believe erika should get Kay into bed with Ripper and maybe even Joyce...

shrift! SNARF!

Lovin' the Spander. Makes me want to go play pool in a demon bar...

Is anyone willing to beta 17,200-odd words of strange Smallville fic? I've written it, it's got a beginning, a middle, and an ending, but I'm a little at loss to know if it's worth anyone's while reading or not.

And Cindy, I wish I could put this on TV...I could not do worse than 95% of the writers. Maybe someday. One rule: No chick parts. No women that exist to rub the hero's shoulders and chop zucchini....they could do that, but not as a life goal. Someday.

95%? You're underestimating yourself. Seriously (I'm not saying this in the all-Buffistas-are-foamy way), think about what's good on TV--that is--think of television programs. I'm not giving TV credit for films (particularly those of the 40s, but I digress).

Not really here. No really, I'm not. I just snuck in to catch up in the short threads and I'm missing all of you so fierce, I just had to speak up and tell you I love this discussion, and I love you guys for having it.

Beverly and I are one. I have only a little time, 'til Ben wakes up. I'm in danger of being eaten by boxes, but I miss my Buffistas.

Don't think I haven't thought about it, Deb.But I think there's another surprise waiting for her. I couldn't resist having Kay imitate his accent in her head, cause I've only rarely met Americans who did not attempt to do that on being introduced to UKians...but she keeps it to herself. So glad there are other people excited by this. In true Bayliss fashion, I've skipped meals, woken up in the middle of the night, you name it. The 95% was more in hopes of not leaving out somebody I respect than trashing myself, Cindy.(This week.) And still, I want it. Why? Maybe it's like Bayliss, or Clark on SV, people want to mess them up and corrupt them.And Connie, you might make me a slash fan yet, damn it.

More I wrote last night.

Joyce said "See, I told you she was cool! Thanks, Kay!"

How did Joyce stay so happy all the time...was she on something? She had to be on something."Smell my breath..."

"Let me blow in your face and tell me if you smell anything." And she blows a puff of chocolate breath in Kay's face. "Nope, just chocolate. I've gotta get going. Don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"I'm sure I won't," Joyce said. "But Ripper wants to do it in a police car. He says it's subversive."

"First, when somebody says "Don't do anything I wouldn't do' you say 'Well that leaves me plenty of room' or something. It's like a joke... Second, unless 'subversive' means 'a big pain in the ass' don't do it in a police car...it's not worth it. I wouldn't have, but B...my boyfriend had this whole Bullitt thing...don't ask. I'm just lucky I talked him out of the car chase."
A familiar voice says "Is it hot out here? Or is it just me?" Munch, with his pathetic...pick-up lines? Is that what they were? And a thought she never thought she'd have...thank God..
"John, Joyce. Joyce, John,"
"Heard about your husband, kiddo. Tough break. If you ever want to...commiserate, just say the word."

erika, if you don't stop doing Munch so perfectly, I'm going to plotz.

"I wouldn't have, but B...my boyfriend had this whole Bullitt thing...don't ask. I'm just lucky I talked him out of the car chase."

SNERK!