And Hawkeye himself referred to his robe as 'purple' (during the episode where he was sent to the Evac instead of BJ and thought he was going to die and wrote a will where he left his robe to Charles - because purple is the colour of royalty), even though it is patently red and you might stretch that to burgandy.

Context? I'm a thousand-flipping posts behind in Bitches. I don't got time for no stinking context.

Please, someone stop me making Hawkeye pregnant?

Just. Say. NO.

That's true, Elena. (I remember the, um, debate.) Hum... the Hawkeye is colourblind bunny. It's got to be better than mpreg, right?

Just. Say. NO.

I'm trying, I'm trying. Back, foul bunny!

Carlye? Is that a canonical spelling?

Is that a canonical spelling?

I believe so, yes. From the end credits of the episode in question, unless I mis-read.

Edit: I did mis-read, or mis-type. It should be Carley.

Edit again: I fixed it. Now you look like a crazy person!

No pregnant Hawkeye. My mind flatly refuses to go there.....

I do like it when you have him speaking, Am. Lovely voice, you've got for him.

My mind flatly refuses to go there.....

That's where the fun would be....

Okay, okay. The bunny is slowly giving in.

Lovely voice, you've got for him.

Thank you!

You need the colour blind Hawkeye story. It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.

It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.

It would. I might have to work rather hard to make it something other than a dull fanwank, though. It needs something else: what happens? He's colourblind- so what?