Please, someone stop me making Hawkeye pregnant?
Just. Say. NO.
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.
Mal ,'Shindig'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Fay - Mar 22, 2003 10:33:55 am PST #2768 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 10:34:29 am PST #2769 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
That's true, Elena. (I remember the, um, debate.) Hum... the Hawkeye is colourblind bunny. It's got to be better than mpreg, right?
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 10:35:06 am PST #2770 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Just. Say. NO.
I'm trying, I'm trying. Back, foul bunny!
Elena - Mar 22, 2003 10:35:28 am PST #2771 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
Carlye? Is that a canonical spelling?
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 10:42:03 am PST #2772 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Is that a canonical spelling?
I believe so, yes. From the end credits of the episode in question, unless I mis-read.
Edit: I did mis-read, or mis-type. It should be Carley.
Edit again: I fixed it. Now you look like a crazy person!
deborah grabien - Mar 22, 2003 10:44:13 am PST #2773 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
No pregnant Hawkeye. My mind flatly refuses to go there.....
I do like it when you have him speaking, Am. Lovely voice, you've got for him.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 10:46:10 am PST #2774 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
My mind flatly refuses to go there.....
That's where the fun would be....
Okay, okay. The bunny is slowly giving in.
Lovely voice, you've got for him.
Thank you!
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:06:51 am PST #2775 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
You need the colour blind Hawkeye story. It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:08:24 am PST #2776 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.
It would. I might have to work rather hard to make it something other than a dull fanwank, though. It needs something else: what happens? He's colourblind- so what?
Elena - Mar 22, 2003 11:10:21 am PST #2777 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
So he mistakes blood on Trapper's collar for lipstick and throws a jealous fit?
Pregnant Hawkeye? NO.
An hysterically pregnant Klinger? Yes.