You need the colour blind Hawkeye story. It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.
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'Beneath You'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:06:51 am PST #2775 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:08:24 am PST #2776 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
It could be entertaining. It would be better than pregnant.
It would. I might have to work rather hard to make it something other than a dull fanwank, though. It needs something else: what happens? He's colourblind- so what?
Elena - Mar 22, 2003 11:10:21 am PST #2777 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
So he mistakes blood on Trapper's collar for lipstick and throws a jealous fit?
Pregnant Hawkeye? NO.
An hysterically pregnant Klinger? Yes.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:12:19 am PST #2778 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
he mistakes blood on Trapper's collar for lipstick and throws a jealous fit?
Could be, could be.
An hysterically pregnant Klinger? Yes.
Now you're talking! Klinger. Why didn't I think of that before? Oh, yes, I was trying to kill it, not feed it.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:13:22 am PST #2779 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
oh, yeah, Klinger could do pregnant, mood-swings, food cravings (trading with sparky to assuage) do I look fat? all of it.
the colour thing... if he's not totally colour-blind, (purple = red / green = blue) then there's the possibility of mistaking one thing for another. Frank going into Hot Lips tent looking like Trapper from the back; hmmm, I'm not sure what else. It might require more work than it's worth.
Deena - Mar 22, 2003 11:14:08 am PST #2780 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
um, oh, I thought you were trying to kill the HAWKEYE pregnant bunny...
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:20:21 am PST #2781 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
I thought you were trying to kill the HAWKEYE pregnant bunny...
I turned the MASH-mpreg bunny into a Hawkeye bunny in the attempt to squick myself out of it.
oh, yeah, Klinger could do pregnant, mood-swings, food cravings (trading with sparky to assuage) do I look fat? all of it.
He so very easily could. One does face the issue of 'is it true, or just a 'get me out of here' stunt, but that can be dealt with. Oh dearie me.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:24:40 am PST #2782 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Okay, ladies. If I'm going to write Klinger mpreg, I'm going to do it properly. Give me some ideas about the classic early stages of pregnancy. Oh Joss in heaven, what am I *doing*?
Elena - Mar 22, 2003 11:25:57 am PST #2783 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
Tiredness, crankiness, nausea, strong reaction to smells, food cravings and sudden dislikes, dizziness, fainting. No period - but that one would be easy for Klinger to do.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 22, 2003 11:27:42 am PST #2784 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty
Right. Thanks, Elena. That should be plenty to be going on with.