Dogs are so much easier to anthropomorphize than cats.

Because they have loving hearts! Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.

Mock my perfectly normal-sized fists as they pummel you.

Ha Ha! ::holds clementine up to msbelle's fist which is dwarfed by comparison::

Possessed with the spirit of chuck norris, they will hurl unmentionable damage to your person.

No one will mention this damage because it will be unremarkable.

The cats on the other hand are not so passive. They leap, claw, hiss, swipe, and run about chasing the dead people they see.

Well, I have to admit that does constitute a danger of tripping me. Perhaps if I were lured to the top of the steps while they were hunting phantoms and I didn't want to accidentally step on one they could constitute a danger.

Dogs are so much easier to anthropomorphize than cats.

Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.

State of the Union speech is coming up soon. Schedule your TV viewing accordingly.

Right. Schedule something else to do during the State of the Union so as not to destroy television by pitching heavy objects at Mr. Monkeyface.

There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.

Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.

I feel this joke needs to be accompanied by a horn section making "wah wah wah" noises.

There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.

Bless. t /Fay

Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.

::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::

Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/ I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain. One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"

Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.

The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.