Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.
I feel this joke needs to be accompanied by a horn section making "wah wah wah" noises.
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:06 am PST #5010 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:19 am PST #5011 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN
There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.
Bless. t /Fay
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:40 am PST #5012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.
::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:51 am PST #5013 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/ I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain. One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"
msbelle - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:08 am PST #5014 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
sumi - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:38 am PST #5015 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.
Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:59 am PST #5016 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.
So did Bush's speechwriters.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:17 am PST #5017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I keep reading "SotU" and thinking, "If we get rid of the 'o' and add an 'F' (before the 'U'), it would be better...."
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:28 am PST #5018 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Score! GMTA!
bon bon - Jan 22, 2007 10:22:44 am PST #5019 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
I said this to my officemate, completely seriously: it's like we're living in the future! I cannot believe this tiny player costs $250 and I can easily watch shows I missed on it.