Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


The Crying of Natter 49  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:40 am PST #5012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.

::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::


erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:51 am PST #5013 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/ I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain. One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"


msbelle - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:08 am PST #5014 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.


sumi - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:38 am PST #5015 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.


Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:59 am PST #5016 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.

So did Bush's speechwriters.


tommyrot - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:17 am PST #5017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I keep reading "SotU" and thinking, "If we get rid of the 'o' and add an 'F' (before the 'U'), it would be better...."


erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:28 am PST #5018 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Score! GMTA!


bon bon - Jan 22, 2007 10:22:44 am PST #5019 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.

I said this to my officemate, completely seriously: it's like we're living in the future! I cannot believe this tiny player costs $250 and I can easily watch shows I missed on it.


Strix - Jan 22, 2007 10:28:11 am PST #5020 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Cat owners never have to walk outside because of their cat owning. Cats clearly promote a sedentary lifestyle. In fact, they embody it.

Pfft. I totally embody it, and you *LOVE* my ultra-groomed ass, shiny, shiny fur and langorous lifestyle.

Hec's a catocrite. He doesn'tlike cats, but likes the femmes that are like the felines.


DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 10:31:14 am PST #5021 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 21 — Executives at ABC and its parent, Disney, are mulling the future of the actor Isaiah Washington, a star of the hit series “Grey’s Anatomy,” after Mr. Washington last week publicly used an anti-gay slur for the second time in roughly three months, a Disney executive said Friday.

Oopsie. Looks like he's going to get canned.

Hec's a catocrite. He doesn'tlike cats,

I like cats!

you *LOVE* my ultra-groomed ass, shiny, shiny fur and langorous lifestyle.

Well, that's certainly true. But since this started with a study indicating dogs were healthier for you, I don't think I'm a hipocatocrite for pointing out that you are a Femme Fatale, and consequently dangerous.