Dogs are so much easier to anthropomorphize than cats.
Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.
State of the Union speech is coming up soon. Schedule your TV viewing accordingly.
Right. Schedule something else to do during the State of the Union so as not to destroy television by pitching heavy objects at Mr. Monkeyface.
There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.
Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.
I feel this joke needs to be accompanied by a horn section making "wah wah wah" noises.
Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.
::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/
I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain.
One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"
Oh and I meant to say
high five
bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.
So did Bush's speechwriters.