State of the Union speech is coming up soon. Schedule your TV viewing accordingly.
Right. Schedule something else to do during the State of the Union so as not to destroy television by pitching heavy objects at Mr. Monkeyface.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 10:09:39 am PST #5008 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Tom Scola - Jan 22, 2007 10:11:22 am PST #5009 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.
shrift - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:06 am PST #5010 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Also if they had opposable thumbs they'd play in Stooges cover bands.
I feel this joke needs to be accompanied by a horn section making "wah wah wah" noises.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:19 am PST #5011 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
There's a new Veronica Mars scheduled during the SoTU.
Bless. t /Fay
DavidS - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:40 am PST #5012 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dogs are for people who don't have the self-confidence to cope with cats. A cat will not cut you any breaks, will not give you the look of "Yeah, you're a dork, but I love you." A cat demands that you be strong enough to cope with a creature who loves you on its own terms.
::files this one next to "connie's pulled a pistol on a spider::
erikaj - Jan 22, 2007 10:12:51 am PST #5013 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.But then again, so did he. Bad-dum-pum/ I suppose I'll watch it with Olbermann. Sometimes having a newsguy boyfriend is a pain. One of the real guys in "Homicide" got drunk and shot a mouse "as a warning to the others"
msbelle - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:08 am PST #5014 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Oh and I meant to say high five bon, I was watching BSG during my morning commute (well the part after I got a seat). I never thought I would use the video as much as I do. lurves it.
sumi - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:38 am PST #5015 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
The new VM is what I'll be watching. I can read the SotU tomorrow.
Ginger - Jan 22, 2007 10:14:59 am PST #5016 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Last one, I wrote SOTU fic.
So did Bush's speechwriters.
tommyrot - Jan 22, 2007 10:17:17 am PST #5017 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I keep reading "SotU" and thinking, "If we get rid of the 'o' and add an 'F' (before the 'U'), it would be better...."