so: HBD, msbelle!
I read that as "HBO, msbelle!"
Anyway, Happy Birthday, msbelle! And HBO! (if you want it and don't have it.)
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:26:42 am PST #2852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sue - Jan 15, 2007 5:28:29 am PST #2853 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Happy Birthday msbelle!!
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:28:59 am PST #2854 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, if you're standing on an infinitely large plain, how great would its gravitational pull be? Would any fundamental laws of physics have to be altered to allow for the existence of an infinitely large plain?
flea - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:18 am PST #2855 of 10001
information libertarian
We have a "suggestion book" where people write in silly questions (and, occasionally, actual suggestions.)
Here are others from this morning:
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
What is the prettiest color of underwear? [note: written in pink pen]
Would Achilles or Odysseus win in a fight between the two?
(Yes, pink, and Odysseus, assuming there's no rule about fair fighting.)
Hil R. - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:41 am PST #2856 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Would any fundamental laws of physics have to be altered to allow for the existence of an infinitely large plain?
Well, where is this plain? Is it an actual plane, or an infinitely large planet? Where do you get if you keep digging down?
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:46 am PST #2857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, would the children be able to coordinate their attacks? Like, would the first children to reach you start climbing on top of you, sacrificing themselves as more and more children climbed on top of them, crushing you? Or could you kill one child in a particularly brutal way, thus frightening all the other children (near you) away?
amych - Jan 15, 2007 5:34:31 am PST #2858 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And what about Odysseus vs. Chuck Norris?
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:34:47 am PST #2859 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Would Achilles or Odysseus win in a fight between the two?
Well, Achilles had that Achilles heel....
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:27 am PST #2860 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And maybe you could cause all the children near you to stampede, thus crushing most of the children near you. And if you did it in just the right way, you'd end up with walls of dead children blocking the way of the live children....
(It's so much more fun to look at this in ways the questioner (probably) didn't intend.)
Sheryl - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:58 am PST #2861 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Happy Birthday msbelle!