Would Achilles or Odysseus win in a fight between the two?
Well, Achilles had that Achilles heel....
Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?
'Beneath You'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:34:47 am PST #2859 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:27 am PST #2860 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And maybe you could cause all the children near you to stampede, thus crushing most of the children near you. And if you did it in just the right way, you'd end up with walls of dead children blocking the way of the live children....
(It's so much more fun to look at this in ways the questioner (probably) didn't intend.)
Sheryl - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:58 am PST #2861 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Happy Birthday msbelle!
Sue - Jan 15, 2007 5:39:44 am PST #2862 of 10001
hip deep in pie
If it's an infinite number of toddlers, inevitably the smells emitting from their poopy diapers will knock you out and they can have their way with you.
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:40:22 am PST #2863 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what about Odysseus vs. Chuck Norris?
or Odysseus vs. Beowulf?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:41:11 am PST #2864 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Happy Birthday, nice lady!
Did I mention this weekend has been my comedy of errors weekend?
I was on my way to vegas, left my cell phone at home, stopped in Pasadena to buy my mom a gift and get my hair recolored from pink to brown.
It took them over 3 hours to do my hair. SERIOUSLY?? That's insane-o.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:10 am PST #2865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, are the childrens' clothes flammable?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:55 am PST #2866 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what level of force are you allowed to use to stop the children? Lethal? Nonlethal? Tasering?
Jesse - Jan 15, 2007 5:43:06 am PST #2867 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
We have a "suggestion book" where people write in silly questions (and, occasionally, actual suggestions.)
That's hilarious.
About the infinite number of babies, I can't get past how you'd suffocate. But maybe it's just infinitely long lines of babies coming at you, not a mass pile-on. Curious.
Theodosia - Jan 15, 2007 5:54:16 am PST #2868 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm struck by the image of a "snow fort" of dead babies, protecting you from the oncoming hordes. They don't climb well, I think.