If it's an infinite number of toddlers, inevitably the smells emitting from their poopy diapers will knock you out and they can have their way with you.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Jan 15, 2007 5:39:44 am PST #2862 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:40:22 am PST #2863 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what about Odysseus vs. Chuck Norris?
or Odysseus vs. Beowulf?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:41:11 am PST #2864 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Happy Birthday, nice lady!
Did I mention this weekend has been my comedy of errors weekend?
I was on my way to vegas, left my cell phone at home, stopped in Pasadena to buy my mom a gift and get my hair recolored from pink to brown.
It took them over 3 hours to do my hair. SERIOUSLY?? That's insane-o.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:10 am PST #2865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, are the childrens' clothes flammable?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:55 am PST #2866 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what level of force are you allowed to use to stop the children? Lethal? Nonlethal? Tasering?
Jesse - Jan 15, 2007 5:43:06 am PST #2867 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
We have a "suggestion book" where people write in silly questions (and, occasionally, actual suggestions.)
That's hilarious.
About the infinite number of babies, I can't get past how you'd suffocate. But maybe it's just infinitely long lines of babies coming at you, not a mass pile-on. Curious.
Theodosia - Jan 15, 2007 5:54:16 am PST #2868 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I'm struck by the image of a "snow fort" of dead babies, protecting you from the oncoming hordes. They don't climb well, I think.
msbelle - Jan 15, 2007 6:00:25 am PST #2869 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Thanks all. I am not really feeling this b'day, but the well wishes help.
WOrk is jumping on my head, pulling at my hair and calling me ugly names. Not what I really want from a day when I also have mac here for half a day.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 15, 2007 6:00:44 am PST #2870 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And what level of force are you allowed to use to stop the children? Lethal? Nonlethal? Tasering?
Dude, they're all It's Alive reenactors trying to off you. Lethal force isn't just allowed, it's required.
The snow fort option sounds best against toddlers, but with kids big enough to lift the bodies away I think killing a spindly one and using it as a weapon to hold the others at bay would be your best bet.
Theodosia - Jan 15, 2007 6:06:32 am PST #2871 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
::picks tommyrot as 'Best Buffista To Have By Your Side In Case of Zombie Attack'::