Also, would the children be able to coordinate their attacks? Like, would the first children to reach you start climbing on top of you, sacrificing themselves as more and more children climbed on top of them, crushing you? Or could you kill one child in a particularly brutal way, thus frightening all the other children (near you) away?
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
The Crying of Natter 49
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:33:46 am PST #2857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
amych - Jan 15, 2007 5:34:31 am PST #2858 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
And what about Odysseus vs. Chuck Norris?
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:34:47 am PST #2859 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Would Achilles or Odysseus win in a fight between the two?
Well, Achilles had that Achilles heel....
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:27 am PST #2860 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And maybe you could cause all the children near you to stampede, thus crushing most of the children near you. And if you did it in just the right way, you'd end up with walls of dead children blocking the way of the live children....
(It's so much more fun to look at this in ways the questioner (probably) didn't intend.)
Sheryl - Jan 15, 2007 5:38:58 am PST #2861 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Happy Birthday msbelle!
Sue - Jan 15, 2007 5:39:44 am PST #2862 of 10001
hip deep in pie
If it's an infinite number of toddlers, inevitably the smells emitting from their poopy diapers will knock you out and they can have their way with you.
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:40:22 am PST #2863 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what about Odysseus vs. Chuck Norris?
or Odysseus vs. Beowulf?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:41:11 am PST #2864 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Happy Birthday, nice lady!
Did I mention this weekend has been my comedy of errors weekend?
I was on my way to vegas, left my cell phone at home, stopped in Pasadena to buy my mom a gift and get my hair recolored from pink to brown.
It took them over 3 hours to do my hair. SERIOUSLY?? That's insane-o.
tommyrot - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:10 am PST #2865 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, are the childrens' clothes flammable?
Kat - Jan 15, 2007 5:42:55 am PST #2866 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
And what level of force are you allowed to use to stop the children? Lethal? Nonlethal? Tasering?