I'd rather you ping them first, Kristin. Because I think that's more startling to them. Feel free to phrase it any way you want, for maximum startlage.
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:10:15 pm PST #9248 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:11:04 pm PST #9249 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
t hearts ita.
Will do!
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:29:41 pm PST #9250 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Score!
Hey, how much should one tip the pizza guy?
omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:37 pm PST #9251 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
first check to see if it's burned
:: bitter? Party of one! ::
Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:58 pm PST #9252 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
10%?
Kat - Jan 01, 2007 7:32:48 pm PST #9253 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm with Lee.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:35:21 pm PST #9254 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay--I overtipped, but not by much. I've been overtipping the whole time, which is better than pissing them off.
I did not have bacon on my pizza, perhaps subconsciously steered away by o_a's tale of woe.
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:38:50 pm PST #9255 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I always seem to end up tipping them 20%, and lately my pizzas have been getting here quicker. Could be coincidence, but...
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:39:58 pm PST #9256 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In lieu of a big tip, can you leave a small tip if you're in your underwear?
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:41:27 pm PST #9257 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the underwear has to be clean, for starters.
Not that I'm implying anything about you, tommy. Just stating for the readers.