Score!
Hey, how much should one tip the pizza guy?
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:29:41 pm PST #9250 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:37 pm PST #9251 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
first check to see if it's burned
:: bitter? Party of one! ::
Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:58 pm PST #9252 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
10%?
Kat - Jan 01, 2007 7:32:48 pm PST #9253 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I'm with Lee.
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:35:21 pm PST #9254 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay--I overtipped, but not by much. I've been overtipping the whole time, which is better than pissing them off.
I did not have bacon on my pizza, perhaps subconsciously steered away by o_a's tale of woe.
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:38:50 pm PST #9255 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I always seem to end up tipping them 20%, and lately my pizzas have been getting here quicker. Could be coincidence, but...
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:39:58 pm PST #9256 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In lieu of a big tip, can you leave a small tip if you're in your underwear?
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:41:27 pm PST #9257 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the underwear has to be clean, for starters.
Not that I'm implying anything about you, tommy. Just stating for the readers.
omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:43:55 pm PST #9258 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I think if I answered in my underwear, I might get the pie for free, as the delivery dude drops the pie and RUNS!
That would be mixed emotions. Rejection, yet free pizza!
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:44:58 pm PST #9259 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Rejection, yet free pizza!
This really needs to be your tagline.