I always seem to end up tipping them 20%, and lately my pizzas have been getting here quicker. Could be coincidence, but...
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:38:50 pm PST #9255 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:39:58 pm PST #9256 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In lieu of a big tip, can you leave a small tip if you're in your underwear?
§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:41:27 pm PST #9257 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the underwear has to be clean, for starters.
Not that I'm implying anything about you, tommy. Just stating for the readers.
omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:43:55 pm PST #9258 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I think if I answered in my underwear, I might get the pie for free, as the delivery dude drops the pie and RUNS!
That would be mixed emotions. Rejection, yet free pizza!
Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:44:58 pm PST #9259 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Rejection, yet free pizza!
This really needs to be your tagline.
Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:48:12 pm PST #9260 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Do I want another beer?
tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:49:04 pm PST #9261 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does another beer want you?
omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:49:15 pm PST #9262 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
This really needs to be your tagline.
Tagline? Hell, it's half the story of my life (alas, not the free pizza partt) ;-)
Suggestion taken, and updated.
Cass - Jan 01, 2007 7:50:47 pm PST #9263 of 10007
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Do I want another beer?You do.
Do I want a pizza?
Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:52:07 pm PST #9264 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You do, Cass. Just not a bacon one.