I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:58 pm PST #9252 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

10%?


Kat - Jan 01, 2007 7:32:48 pm PST #9253 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm with Lee.


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:35:21 pm PST #9254 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay--I overtipped, but not by much. I've been overtipping the whole time, which is better than pissing them off.

I did not have bacon on my pizza, perhaps subconsciously steered away by o_a's tale of woe.


Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:38:50 pm PST #9255 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I always seem to end up tipping them 20%, and lately my pizzas have been getting here quicker. Could be coincidence, but...


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:39:58 pm PST #9256 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In lieu of a big tip, can you leave a small tip if you're in your underwear?


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:41:27 pm PST #9257 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the underwear has to be clean, for starters.

Not that I'm implying anything about you, tommy. Just stating for the readers.


omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:43:55 pm PST #9258 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think if I answered in my underwear, I might get the pie for free, as the delivery dude drops the pie and RUNS!

That would be mixed emotions. Rejection, yet free pizza!


Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:44:58 pm PST #9259 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Rejection, yet free pizza!

This really needs to be your tagline.


Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:48:12 pm PST #9260 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Do I want another beer?


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:49:04 pm PST #9261 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does another beer want you?