Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:11:04 pm PST #9249 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t hearts ita.

Will do!


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:29:41 pm PST #9250 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Score!

Hey, how much should one tip the pizza guy?


omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:37 pm PST #9251 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

first check to see if it's burned

:: bitter? Party of one! ::


Lee - Jan 01, 2007 7:31:58 pm PST #9252 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

10%?


Kat - Jan 01, 2007 7:32:48 pm PST #9253 of 10007
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm with Lee.


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:35:21 pm PST #9254 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay--I overtipped, but not by much. I've been overtipping the whole time, which is better than pissing them off.

I did not have bacon on my pizza, perhaps subconsciously steered away by o_a's tale of woe.


Pix - Jan 01, 2007 7:38:50 pm PST #9255 of 10007
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I always seem to end up tipping them 20%, and lately my pizzas have been getting here quicker. Could be coincidence, but...


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2007 7:39:58 pm PST #9256 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In lieu of a big tip, can you leave a small tip if you're in your underwear?


§ ita § - Jan 01, 2007 7:41:27 pm PST #9257 of 10007
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the underwear has to be clean, for starters.

Not that I'm implying anything about you, tommy. Just stating for the readers.


omnis_audis - Jan 01, 2007 7:43:55 pm PST #9258 of 10007
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think if I answered in my underwear, I might get the pie for free, as the delivery dude drops the pie and RUNS!

That would be mixed emotions. Rejection, yet free pizza!