The most painful thing in my life was when they shoved a tube up my nose prior to my jaw surgery. That was the last thing they did before they put me under. Couldn't they have done that after they knocked me out?
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:36:55 pm PST #2623 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 12:38:25 pm PST #2624 of 10004
What is even happening?
Sparky, congrats, and best wishes with your move, too!
Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:14 pm PST #2625 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Doctor wanted to know why I can't breathe well. Turns out I have a deviated septum. He suggested surgery. I suggested he shove that flashlight up his own nose. (Yes, I really did, although I phrased it as a polite question, akin to what Early asked Simon Tam.)
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:19 pm PST #2626 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Well I know can think of a number of things I don't want to have shoved up my nose. Which, I never thought about before. oww.
and DH has not responded to the picture I sent. hmmm... of course, he wasn't crazy about the idea of me going short either. maybe he dosen't recognizes me.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:44:50 pm PST #2627 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Turns out I have a deviated septum.
Bah. I have one of those too. I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.
vw bug - Nov 20, 2006 12:46:56 pm PST #2628 of 10004
Mostly lurking...
I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.
Is this a story you want to share with the class?
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:47:29 pm PST #2629 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
story time!
JenP - Nov 20, 2006 12:48:07 pm PST #2630 of 10004
I was going to say...
ETA: beth, are you going to share your picture with us?
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:52:55 pm PST #2631 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
the one I took is with the camra phone - and isn't very detailed. I need to take better ones with the camera.
I may stop running to the mirror in a day or two...
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:55:32 pm PST #2632 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is this a story you want to share with the class?
Not much of a story. There was this guy who was 19 but still in school - he was drunk or something. Anyway, he knew my girfriend, so he started talking to me. I couldn't understand what he was saying. He thought I was smarting off to him or something, so he punched me in the face. I had a bloody nose and a split lip in addition to the deviated septum.
He appologized a few minutes later. So that was that. But then my girlfriend and her ex convinced me I should lay on my back to stop the bleeding. So I laid on my back in the bleachers while my girfriend danced with her ex.