Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking!

Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:55:32 pm PST #2632 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is this a story you want to share with the class?

Not much of a story. There was this guy who was 19 but still in school - he was drunk or something. Anyway, he knew my girfriend, so he started talking to me. I couldn't understand what he was saying. He thought I was smarting off to him or something, so he punched me in the face. I had a bloody nose and a split lip in addition to the deviated septum.

He appologized a few minutes later. So that was that. But then my girlfriend and her ex convinced me I should lay on my back to stop the bleeding. So I laid on my back in the bleachers while my girfriend danced with her ex.


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 1:00:22 pm PST #2633 of 10004

Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 1:01:24 pm PST #2634 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.

Oh, the guy who punched me was not my girfriend's ex. Just a friend, I guess.


Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2006 1:06:10 pm PST #2635 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Geez, tommyrot. Mine doesn't come with a cool story, alas. I didn't get punched in the face or anything.

Although it's possible my moment of septum-deviation was when I was three and my father slammed on the brakes and I went face-first into the dashboard. I had a little scar under my nose for many years.

Does anyone have any experience with sinus surgery that they'd share to help me decide if I want to do it? 'Cause I'm thinking no.


Aims - Nov 20, 2006 1:06:53 pm PST #2636 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My dad the surgery and he says now it didn't make a damn bit of difference. He still snores really badly.


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 1:13:29 pm PST #2637 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

All I know is that my sister hasn't done it, even though she has a lot of scaring in her sinuses.

in more hair news - I just rinsed my hair in the shower and put in some spray gel. her is hopeing I get the wilder look I was hoping for ( when my hair is played with too much - it goes flater than I like, without being controled)


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 1:18:04 pm PST #2638 of 10004

Oh, the guy who punched me was not my girfriend's ex. Just a friend, I guess.

Ah.


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 1:26:25 pm PST #2639 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

10 minutes ago I looked in the mirror and I swear I looked 5. that seems to be gone. I may have to actually use my hairdryer to style my hair . I haven't done that since the 80's.

people at work will have to say something about my hair, because if they don't I'll be running around the library saying 'Look at me, Look AT Me , LOOK AT ME' , and that would be rather noisy.


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 1:54:11 pm PST #2640 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

DH has seen the pictures - he does not hate, but love ... Which is fine. He thinks I had hair this short in college.. and He may rembmerber better than I do


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 1:54:25 pm PST #2641 of 10004
What is even happening?

beth, it's nice to read the good news about Matt's mom!