Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 12:38:25 pm PST #2624 of 10004
What is even happening?

Sparky, congrats, and best wishes with your move, too!


Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:14 pm PST #2625 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Doctor wanted to know why I can't breathe well. Turns out I have a deviated septum. He suggested surgery. I suggested he shove that flashlight up his own nose. (Yes, I really did, although I phrased it as a polite question, akin to what Early asked Simon Tam.)


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:19 pm PST #2626 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Well I know can think of a number of things I don't want to have shoved up my nose. Which, I never thought about before. oww.

and DH has not responded to the picture I sent. hmmm... of course, he wasn't crazy about the idea of me going short either. maybe he dosen't recognizes me.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:44:50 pm PST #2627 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Turns out I have a deviated septum.

Bah. I have one of those too. I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.


vw bug - Nov 20, 2006 12:46:56 pm PST #2628 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.

Is this a story you want to share with the class?


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:47:29 pm PST #2629 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

story time!


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 12:48:07 pm PST #2630 of 10004

I was going to say...

ETA: beth, are you going to share your picture with us?


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:52:55 pm PST #2631 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the one I took is with the camra phone - and isn't very detailed. I need to take better ones with the camera.

I may stop running to the mirror in a day or two...


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:55:32 pm PST #2632 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is this a story you want to share with the class?

Not much of a story. There was this guy who was 19 but still in school - he was drunk or something. Anyway, he knew my girfriend, so he started talking to me. I couldn't understand what he was saying. He thought I was smarting off to him or something, so he punched me in the face. I had a bloody nose and a split lip in addition to the deviated septum.

He appologized a few minutes later. So that was that. But then my girlfriend and her ex convinced me I should lay on my back to stop the bleeding. So I laid on my back in the bleachers while my girfriend danced with her ex.


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 1:00:22 pm PST #2633 of 10004

Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.