I kissed him, and I told him that I loved him. And I killed him.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:44:50 pm PST #2627 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Turns out I have a deviated septum.

Bah. I have one of those too. I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.


vw bug - Nov 20, 2006 12:46:56 pm PST #2628 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.

Is this a story you want to share with the class?


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:47:29 pm PST #2629 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

story time!


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 12:48:07 pm PST #2630 of 10004

I was going to say...

ETA: beth, are you going to share your picture with us?


beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:52:55 pm PST #2631 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the one I took is with the camra phone - and isn't very detailed. I need to take better ones with the camera.

I may stop running to the mirror in a day or two...


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:55:32 pm PST #2632 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is this a story you want to share with the class?

Not much of a story. There was this guy who was 19 but still in school - he was drunk or something. Anyway, he knew my girfriend, so he started talking to me. I couldn't understand what he was saying. He thought I was smarting off to him or something, so he punched me in the face. I had a bloody nose and a split lip in addition to the deviated septum.

He appologized a few minutes later. So that was that. But then my girlfriend and her ex convinced me I should lay on my back to stop the bleeding. So I laid on my back in the bleachers while my girfriend danced with her ex.


JenP - Nov 20, 2006 1:00:22 pm PST #2633 of 10004

Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 1:01:24 pm PST #2634 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.

Oh, the guy who punched me was not my girfriend's ex. Just a friend, I guess.


Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2006 1:06:10 pm PST #2635 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Geez, tommyrot. Mine doesn't come with a cool story, alas. I didn't get punched in the face or anything.

Although it's possible my moment of septum-deviation was when I was three and my father slammed on the brakes and I went face-first into the dashboard. I had a little scar under my nose for many years.

Does anyone have any experience with sinus surgery that they'd share to help me decide if I want to do it? 'Cause I'm thinking no.


Aims - Nov 20, 2006 1:06:53 pm PST #2636 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My dad the surgery and he says now it didn't make a damn bit of difference. He still snores really badly.