Doctor wanted to know why I can't breathe well. Turns out I have a deviated septum. He suggested surgery. I suggested he shove that flashlight up his own nose. (Yes, I really did, although I phrased it as a polite question, akin to what Early asked Simon Tam.)
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:14 pm PST #2625 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:42:19 pm PST #2626 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Well I know can think of a number of things I don't want to have shoved up my nose. Which, I never thought about before. oww.
and DH has not responded to the picture I sent. hmmm... of course, he wasn't crazy about the idea of me going short either. maybe he dosen't recognizes me.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:44:50 pm PST #2627 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Turns out I have a deviated septum.
Bah. I have one of those too. I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.
vw bug - Nov 20, 2006 12:46:56 pm PST #2628 of 10004
Mostly lurking...
I got punched in the face at a high-school dance.
Is this a story you want to share with the class?
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:47:29 pm PST #2629 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
story time!
JenP - Nov 20, 2006 12:48:07 pm PST #2630 of 10004
I was going to say...
ETA: beth, are you going to share your picture with us?
beth b - Nov 20, 2006 12:52:55 pm PST #2631 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
the one I took is with the camra phone - and isn't very detailed. I need to take better ones with the camera.
I may stop running to the mirror in a day or two...
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 12:55:32 pm PST #2632 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is this a story you want to share with the class?
Not much of a story. There was this guy who was 19 but still in school - he was drunk or something. Anyway, he knew my girfriend, so he started talking to me. I couldn't understand what he was saying. He thought I was smarting off to him or something, so he punched me in the face. I had a bloody nose and a split lip in addition to the deviated septum.
He appologized a few minutes later. So that was that. But then my girlfriend and her ex convinced me I should lay on my back to stop the bleeding. So I laid on my back in the bleachers while my girfriend danced with her ex.
JenP - Nov 20, 2006 1:00:22 pm PST #2633 of 10004
Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.
tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 1:01:24 pm PST #2634 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, dear. And, I'd think your then girlfriend would be glad to be rid of someone whose first response to what (he thought was) a smart-ass comment was to punch someone in the face.
Oh, the guy who punched me was not my girfriend's ex. Just a friend, I guess.