My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
I need friends who will give me shoes for my birthday!
Very cool shoes.
'War Stories'
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My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
I need friends who will give me shoes for my birthday!
Very cool shoes.
I need friends who will give me shoes for my birthday!
She's awesome.
Oh hey, isn't today Jessica and Fone Bone's anniversary? Happy anniversary y'all!
I need the opposite of a hair cut. I really want long hair right now.
My stylist is sick, so no hair cut today. Damn! I'm getting on the books for early next week.
Me, too. I'm sick of the growing it out.
Maybe I'll sell my car and get extensions.
Oh hey, isn't today Jessica and Fone Bone's anniversary? Happy anniversary y'all!
Right, Nilly posted that yesterday a day in advance.
Anniversary Happies to you Jess and FB!!!
My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
What a fab present! Those sandals are totally hot!
I got my first birthday present today in the form of a box of goodies from my friend in Hawaii! And my brother took me out for yummy, yummy lots of sushi! I'm such a nerd for my birthday. I love it!
Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
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