There's something about how liquid the yolks are, there in a just-opened soft-boiled egg, and the just-gelledness of the whites. Appalling. I can still taste the last one I tried to eat, about thirty years ago. Not the white, because I didn't get that far--I've been told that most of what I dislike is in the yolk, and I did in fact once try an eggwhite omelette (pepper applied post-cooking), but although hetter, it wasn't enough.
We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 2:03:37 pm PDT #896 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2006 2:07:32 pm PDT #897 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I did in fact once try an eggwhite omelette (pepper applied post-cooking), but although hetter
This makes me think about omelette sexuality.
Jars - Aug 04, 2006 2:08:50 pm PDT #898 of 10001
I don't think I've ever been near enough a soft-boiled egg to try the yolk. Just the idea of it repulses me enough. Hard boiled yolks I can do, but then it comes up so rarely that it's not really an issue. I probably haven't had one since I was young enough that my parents could still force me to eat things.
amych - Aug 04, 2006 2:09:55 pm PDT #899 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
ita! whitefont!
ChiKat - Aug 04, 2006 2:11:05 pm PDT #900 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
There's something about how liquid the yolks are, there in a just-opened soft-boiled egg, and the just-gelledness of the whites.
Yummy.
§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 2:12:11 pm PDT #901 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You're right, amy. I totally grossed myself out on re-read, and that's before P-C started reintroducing the sexual component of eggs.
Yikes.
Jars - Aug 04, 2006 2:14:11 pm PDT #902 of 10001
Yeah, I just had to go and brush my teeth.
I don't have a problem. Eggs have a problem.
Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 2:15:43 pm PDT #903 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
This conversation has kept me giggling all day long.
Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2006 2:15:46 pm PDT #904 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You're right, amy. I totally grossed myself out on re-read, and that's before P-C started reintroducing the sexual component of eggs.
Huh. I'm not seeing the whitefont-y grossness.
Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 2:16:31 pm PDT #905 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Huh. I'm not seeing the whitefont-y grossness.
You don't think eggs are Teh Evil.