I'll be in my bunk.

Jayne ,'War Stories'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 14, 2006 2:32:20 pm PDT #2568 of 10001
What is even happening?

I love that kind of spirit, in everyone else's children.


bon bon - Aug 14, 2006 2:41:16 pm PDT #2569 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, lord! I've been leading my life all wrong, and she's finally told me so, and that there's hope for me. I mean, I've never even been that fat!

You can't possibly live up to the standard set by THIS dusky jewel: [link]


Kristen - Aug 14, 2006 2:43:42 pm PDT #2570 of 10001

Not having dropped out of college, probably. Gives you an edge.

Hey now!


Allyson - Aug 14, 2006 2:44:43 pm PDT #2571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am so loathe to beat her up based on her appearance, but she is begging me to do so, right? I'm having a hypocrite issue where it's all sorts of upsetting to me when someone calls me fat, which I am, but she's equating me being overweight with her being more attractive. I mean, not me personally, but fat women in general. Which i am choosing to take personally. And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.


Kathy A - Aug 14, 2006 2:47:22 pm PDT #2572 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was just looking at the TWOP threads TDS and Colbert Report, and someone there linked on a pretty good Colbert fansite. It has some video links, including one I'd heard about before but hadn't seen: the banana sketch from TDS. It's always fun to watch Colbert get the giggles onscreen!


ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:48:07 pm PDT #2573 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I love you, Allyson. That is all.


aurelia - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:28 pm PDT #2574 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My industry has wierd challenges:

BSR E1.34-200x, Entertainment Technology-Measuring and Specifying the Slipperiness of Floors Used in Live Performance Venues, is a project to develop a means of quantifying the slipperiness of floor surfaces used by performers in live entertainment venues. The hope is to be able to come up with a measurement that will correlate with a performer's perceptions when he or she says a floor is too slippery or not slippery enough. It is axiomatic that you can't manage what you can't measure; floor slipperiness is something that must be managed for the convenience and safety of performers, so we must have a way to measure it.


bon bon - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:30 pm PDT #2575 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.

ha! That's a fivehead, my friend. And the glasses are tragic.

She brought it on herself, frankly. You [JMPP] want to write a blog post about how much better you are than all the people who apparently want to date you, you takes your lumps.


Gus - Aug 14, 2006 2:53:32 pm PDT #2576 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Dude. bon bon has her nasty on.


ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:56:19 pm PDT #2577 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

the banana sketch from TDS.

O.M.G. I am crying! That's hysterical!!