I was just looking at the TWOP threads TDS and Colbert Report, and someone there linked on a pretty good Colbert fansite. It has some video links, including one I'd heard about before but hadn't seen: the banana sketch from TDS. It's always fun to watch Colbert get the giggles onscreen!
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Aug 14, 2006 2:47:22 pm PDT #2572 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:48:07 pm PDT #2573 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I love you, Allyson. That is all.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:28 pm PDT #2574 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
My industry has wierd challenges:
BSR E1.34-200x, Entertainment Technology-Measuring and Specifying the Slipperiness of Floors Used in Live Performance Venues, is a project to develop a means of quantifying the slipperiness of floor surfaces used by performers in live entertainment venues. The hope is to be able to come up with a measurement that will correlate with a performer's perceptions when he or she says a floor is too slippery or not slippery enough. It is axiomatic that you can't manage what you can't measure; floor slipperiness is something that must be managed for the convenience and safety of performers, so we must have a way to measure it.
bon bon - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:30 pm PDT #2575 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.
ha! That's a fivehead, my friend. And the glasses are tragic.
She brought it on herself, frankly. You [JMPP] want to write a blog post about how much better you are than all the people who apparently want to date you, you takes your lumps.
Gus - Aug 14, 2006 2:53:32 pm PDT #2576 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Dude. bon bon has her nasty on.
ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:56:19 pm PDT #2577 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
the banana sketch from TDS.
O.M.G. I am crying! That's hysterical!!
JenP - Aug 14, 2006 2:57:25 pm PDT #2578 of 10001
OK, deleted for the dumb. Never mind. Move along.
Allyson - Aug 14, 2006 2:57:55 pm PDT #2579 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey! Maybe I'll get date offers and fanboys at my new blog! And then i can write shit about how my forehead is 60% smaller than JMPP's, and if boys can't meet my high standards (literacy and a full time job), perhaps they should date her, instead. I mean, look at all that forehead you can smack with your dick. You totally can't miss it.
Kathy A - Aug 14, 2006 2:59:49 pm PDT #2580 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Strix - Aug 14, 2006 2:59:50 pm PDT #2581 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
She's certainly not unattractive -- physically -- but she's bland on bland with a side of Eh.