'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.
ha! That's a fivehead, my friend. And the glasses are tragic.
She brought it on herself, frankly. You [JMPP] want to write a blog post about how much better you are than all the people who apparently want to date you, you takes your lumps.
Dude. bon bon has her nasty on.
the banana sketch from TDS.
O.M.G. I am crying! That's hysterical!!
OK, deleted for the dumb. Never mind. Move along.
Hey! Maybe I'll get date offers and fanboys at my new blog! And then i can write shit about how my forehead is 60% smaller than JMPP's, and if boys can't meet my high standards (literacy and a full time job), perhaps they should date her, instead. I mean, look at all that forehead you can smack with your dick. You totally can't miss it.
She's certainly not unattractive -- physically -- but she's bland on bland with a side of Eh.
meet my high standards (literacy and a full time job)
Dream on. Mens what can read has got no time for jobs.
Here it is!
Thank you. I just noticed that you linked it in your first post. ::smacks self on (normal sized) forehead::
ETA: Oh, too damn funny.