My industry has wierd challenges:
BSR E1.34-200x, Entertainment Technology-Measuring and Specifying the Slipperiness of Floors Used in Live Performance Venues, is a project to develop a means of quantifying the slipperiness of floor surfaces used by performers in live entertainment venues. The hope is to be able to come up with a measurement that will correlate with a performer's perceptions when he or she says a floor is too slippery or not slippery enough. It is axiomatic that you can't manage what you can't measure; floor slipperiness is something that must be managed for the convenience and safety of performers, so we must have a way to measure it.
And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.
ha! That's a fivehead, my friend. And the glasses are tragic.
She brought it on herself, frankly. You [JMPP] want to write a blog post about how much better you are than all the people who apparently want to date you, you takes your lumps.
Dude. bon bon has her nasty on.
the banana sketch from TDS.
O.M.G. I am crying! That's hysterical!!
OK, deleted for the dumb. Never mind. Move along.
Hey! Maybe I'll get date offers and fanboys at my new blog! And then i can write shit about how my forehead is 60% smaller than JMPP's, and if boys can't meet my high standards (literacy and a full time job), perhaps they should date her, instead. I mean, look at all that forehead you can smack with your dick. You totally can't miss it.
She's certainly not unattractive -- physically -- but she's bland on bland with a side of Eh.
meet my high standards (literacy and a full time job)
Dream on. Mens what can read has got no time for jobs.
Here it is!
Thank you. I just noticed that you linked it in your first post. ::smacks self on (normal sized) forehead::
ETA: Oh, too damn funny.
