Oh, lord! I've been leading my life all wrong, and she's finally told me so, and that there's hope for me. I mean, I've never even been that fat!
You can't possibly live up to the standard set by THIS dusky jewel: [link]
Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?
'Smile Time'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Aug 14, 2006 2:41:16 pm PDT #2569 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
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Kristen - Aug 14, 2006 2:43:42 pm PDT #2570 of 10001
Not having dropped out of college, probably. Gives you an edge.
Hey now!
Allyson - Aug 14, 2006 2:44:43 pm PDT #2571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am so loathe to beat her up based on her appearance, but she is begging me to do so, right? I'm having a hypocrite issue where it's all sorts of upsetting to me when someone calls me fat, which I am, but she's equating me being overweight with her being more attractive. I mean, not me personally, but fat women in general. Which i am choosing to take personally. And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.
Kathy A - Aug 14, 2006 2:47:22 pm PDT #2572 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I was just looking at the TWOP threads TDS and Colbert Report, and someone there linked on a pretty good Colbert fansite. It has some video links, including one I'd heard about before but hadn't seen: the banana sketch from TDS. It's always fun to watch Colbert get the giggles onscreen!
ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:48:07 pm PDT #2573 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I love you, Allyson. That is all.
aurelia - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:28 pm PDT #2574 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
My industry has wierd challenges:
BSR E1.34-200x, Entertainment Technology-Measuring and Specifying the Slipperiness of Floors Used in Live Performance Venues, is a project to develop a means of quantifying the slipperiness of floor surfaces used by performers in live entertainment venues. The hope is to be able to come up with a measurement that will correlate with a performer's perceptions when he or she says a floor is too slippery or not slippery enough. It is axiomatic that you can't manage what you can't measure; floor slipperiness is something that must be managed for the convenience and safety of performers, so we must have a way to measure it.
bon bon - Aug 14, 2006 2:49:30 pm PDT #2575 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
And the fact of the matter is that I can lose weight, but she can't lose that fucking klingon forehead.
ha! That's a fivehead, my friend. And the glasses are tragic.
She brought it on herself, frankly. You [JMPP] want to write a blog post about how much better you are than all the people who apparently want to date you, you takes your lumps.
Gus - Aug 14, 2006 2:53:32 pm PDT #2576 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Dude. bon bon has her nasty on.
ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 2:56:19 pm PDT #2577 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
the banana sketch from TDS.
O.M.G. I am crying! That's hysterical!!
JenP - Aug 14, 2006 2:57:25 pm PDT #2578 of 10001
OK, deleted for the dumb. Never mind. Move along.