Sparky, when did you turn into my boyfriend.

My DH is going to be so upset. Then again, teacup guy is a cutie, so it could be worse. I could turn into a cockroach overnight.

t /kafka

As, DCJ says -- keep it simple. Rectangles for cars, an arrow to show the path of the ambulance, and an asterisk or two to show the spot on each of your vehicles where you came together. It will just give you something to focus on when trying to explain what happened to the agent.

I hate that kind of thing too, sj.

I once had to try to draw, on the insurance company's form that had streets and intersections and a list of little symbols to use, the accident in which a deer leapt from the side of the road onto the hood of my car.

Curse my father! Now I want this: [link]

I don't draw very well at all, but I'll try.

sj, you don't need much, just basic streets, and position of your car. and the ambulance. Make them rectangles, even.

Daniel is almost definitely right, although now I have a vision of an insurance claims adjuster with an arty bent authorizing outrageously huge settlements for accident scene doodles that aren't really accurate, but are so prettily rendered that the adjuster feels they deserve some kind of reward.

Happy Bee-Day to Katie Bee, and thank you for all your good wishes and -ma!

P-C, the matrimonial con really sounds nearly perfect for both your actual needs and wants and your family's utter craxy obsession.

ION, grrr. Somebody, please, give me a virtual smack upside the head and tell me to stay away from the Salon letters to the editor section about yesterday's interview with the head of the Human Genome Project. It can't be good for my blood pressure, or my placenta, or the Halloweenie.

Plus, it'll just make me run back here eventually being all whiny and needy and begging the extremely indulgent Buffista atheists to reassure me once again that y'all don't think I am a tooth-fairy-believing whackaloon who needs to be herded into a detention camp with all the other whackaloons. (The latest fashionable wrinkle in the rantypants is that religious people who believe in evolution and deny Intelligent Design and are all tolerant of Teh Gays and Other People's Religions and such are even more dangerous than the fundamentalists, because they lull reasonable people into thinking that religious people might not all be crazy, which just makes it easier for the seriously crazy people to exist and take over.)

No good can possibly come of anything I could post there, and my flopping gut is already making it clear that no good can possibly come of my reading another word there. Somebody bring down the clue hammer on my head, please.

Step away from the Jordan's Furniture! It will be there later, after school and stuff.

I know! I know! But, it's so pretty!

Happy birthday Katie! I hope it's a corker.

sj, what Daniel said, rectangles work just fine, and you can figure it out, then redraw it before the investigator gets there so it looks the way you want it to look.

Timelies! I've been running around like a chicken today. Walk the dog, feed the kids and the puppy, change Aidan, walk the puppy, call a client, apologize for the screaming and barking, several times, get off the phone and clean up the puppy accident, change Aidan, and now it's time to do it all again, except this time I get to type what the client said instead of calling him again.

aaand it took me so long to type that I forgot to agree that the marriage con actually sounds like it could be fun, and {{JZ}} step away from the other kind of crazy. You and I can have our kind of crazy over here, where Cindy and bunch of other of us crazies are sitting.

Also, step away from the Salon letters! People will continue to be crazy once things are calmer in your body.

Deena!!!!

because they lull reasonable people into thinking that religious people might not all be crazy

And this is bad? Note to self: stay away from Salon letters.

JZ! No Salon letters, doll. That way lies madness.

Deena!

Nora!

vw!!

sj!!

Ginger!

(just felt like yelling everyone's name)