Also, step away from the Salon letters! People will continue to be crazy once things are calmer in your body.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2006 7:35:13 am PDT #7443 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2006 7:35:46 am PDT #7444 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Deena!!!!
ChiKat - Aug 08, 2006 7:41:21 am PDT #7445 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
because they lull reasonable people into thinking that religious people might not all be crazy
And this is bad? Note to self: stay away from Salon letters.
JZ! No Salon letters, doll. That way lies madness.
Deena!
Nora!
vw!!
sj!!
Ginger!
(just felt like yelling everyone's name)
Deena - Aug 08, 2006 7:45:49 am PDT #7446 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Wheeeee!
Ginger - Aug 08, 2006 7:48:42 am PDT #7447 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
ChiKat!
JZ, we've had to speak to you before about the Salon letters.
Deena, have you thought about adding a sound-proof room?
ChiKat - Aug 08, 2006 7:48:51 am PDT #7448 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
::tosses glitter and dances::
sj - Aug 08, 2006 7:49:53 am PDT #7449 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
ChiKat!
Steph L. - Aug 08, 2006 7:50:33 am PDT #7450 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Nora, can you flip the wording around just a bit?
So that this:
The current opportunities available for you and your fellow leaders at [company]to make their mark on this new facility and the next generation of [university] graduates are exciting and plentiful.
becomes: There are many [or some better word indicating "a shitload"] exciting opportunities available for you and your fellow leaders at [company] to make their mark on this new facility and the next generation of [university] graduates.
Would that work?
juliana - Aug 08, 2006 7:58:59 am PDT #7451 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
or some better word indicating "a shitload"
A metric fuckload?
Volans - Aug 08, 2006 8:01:11 am PDT #7452 of 10001
move out and draw fire
I am a tooth-fairy-believing whackaloon who needs to be herded into a detention camp with all the other whackaloons.
I can tell you who *I* think is a whackaloon: The person who wrote that letter.
Hi Deena!
Happy Real Birthday KB!
So I had the biopsy today, although they took so much tissue it was more like something that ends in --ectomy. I got to see my midwife again, which was great.
The procedure wasn't awful, but I was a little startled that they had a camera and monitor set up so we could all see my squidgy bits in HDTV detail...as could anyone who passed by in the hall, since they left the door open and the monitor was opposite the doorway. They turned the big monitor on and I yelped, "OMG!! It's HUGE!!!" which got everyone to laugh.
But yeah, they took a chunk of skin the size of a shirt button. I stopped watching on the monitor a little too late for psychological comfort...but just in case I'd missed too much, they gave me some nice color photos of every step of the procedure. I'm thinking they are not candidates for photo t-shirts or Xmas ornaments.