I know! I know! But, it's so pretty!
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Happy birthday Katie! I hope it's a corker.
sj, what Daniel said, rectangles work just fine, and you can figure it out, then redraw it before the investigator gets there so it looks the way you want it to look.
Timelies! I've been running around like a chicken today. Walk the dog, feed the kids and the puppy, change Aidan, walk the puppy, call a client, apologize for the screaming and barking, several times, get off the phone and clean up the puppy accident, change Aidan, and now it's time to do it all again, except this time I get to type what the client said instead of calling him again.
aaand it took me so long to type that I forgot to agree that the marriage con actually sounds like it could be fun, and {{JZ}} step away from the other kind of crazy. You and I can have our kind of crazy over here, where Cindy and bunch of other of us crazies are sitting.
Also, step away from the Salon letters! People will continue to be crazy once things are calmer in your body.
Deena!!!!
because they lull reasonable people into thinking that religious people might not all be crazy
And this is bad? Note to self: stay away from Salon letters.
JZ! No Salon letters, doll. That way lies madness.
Deena!
Nora!
vw!!
sj!!
Ginger!
(just felt like yelling everyone's name)
Wheeeee!
ChiKat!
JZ, we've had to speak to you before about the Salon letters.
Deena, have you thought about adding a sound-proof room?
::tosses glitter and dances::
ChiKat!
Nora, can you flip the wording around just a bit?
So that this:
The current opportunities available for you and your fellow leaders at [company]to make their mark on this new facility and the next generation of [university] graduates are exciting and plentiful.
becomes: There are many [or some better word indicating "a shitload"] exciting opportunities available for you and your fellow leaders at [company] to make their mark on this new facility and the next generation of [university] graduates.
Would that work?