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Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

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sj - Aug 08, 2006 6:26:32 am PDT #7426 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My insurance company is coming to interview me today. Why are they doing that? They haven't done that for any previous accidents. I hate this. Really resisting the urge to go hide under my bed.


SuziQ - Aug 08, 2006 6:27:18 am PDT #7427 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Well, I learned yesterday that if you are eating Salt and Pepper kettle chips, you should NOT rub your eyes!

Wrong lesson.

If you are eating Salt and Pepper chips, you need to package up an extra bag and send it to ME!!!


Aims - Aug 08, 2006 6:29:14 am PDT #7428 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Along with your Bitch Blanket?


Sparky1 - Aug 08, 2006 6:32:44 am PDT #7429 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

My insurance company is coming to interview me today. Why are they doing that? They haven't done that for any previous accidents. I hate this. Really resisting the urge to go hide under my bed.

{{sj}} I choose to think of this as them doing you a favor. Before they arrive, you might want to take five minutes to make a drawing of the accident. It might help you keep your thoughts composed. They're likely to ask you to draw one, anyway, and I'd find it easier to do without someone looking over my shoulder asking questions.


Steph L. - Aug 08, 2006 6:38:20 am PDT #7430 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

My insurance company is coming to interview me today. Why are they doing that? They haven't done that for any previous accidents.

Probably because your accident involved an ambulance, rather than an individual.


SuziQ - Aug 08, 2006 6:47:56 am PDT #7431 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Along with your Bitch Blanket?

Ahhh, yes....had forgotten about that.


sj - Aug 08, 2006 6:53:14 am PDT #7432 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Before they arrive, you might want to take five minutes to make a drawing of the accident. It might help you keep your thoughts composed. They're likely to ask you to draw one, anyway, and I'd find it easier to do without someone looking over my shoulder asking questions.

Sparky, when did you turn into my boyfriend. I don't draw very well at all, but I'll try.


Polter-Cow - Aug 08, 2006 7:05:46 am PDT #7433 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Googling seems to indicate that pav bhaji is a spicy mashed vegetable sandwich. Is that right, P-C?

Pretty much. Mashed potatoes and tomatoes and onions and peas (well, the peas aren't so much mashed). With bread, which is the pav.

That convention sure sounds interesting. Huh. It would be a better chance of finding an Americanized woman, which is what I want. I can't have some wife from India who's never even heard of Veronica Mars or Groundhog Day.


DCJensen - Aug 08, 2006 7:06:00 am PDT #7434 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

sj, you don't need much, just basic streets, and position of your car. and the ambulance. Make them rectangles, even.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 08, 2006 7:21:19 am PDT #7435 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I need sentence help! I am trying to finish this sentence:

The current opportunities available for you and your fellow leaders at [company]to make their mark on this new facility and the next generation of [university] graduates are exciting and plentiful.

I like the way it starts out, but I can't figure out how to punch it up at the end (the current lame wording I want to change is in bold)